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Today, I was walking along the boardwalk in Pacific Beach when I saw 4 teenagers heckling a homeless beach bum. He laughed and said, "I'm not crazy! 'Crazy' is spending 40 years of your life hating 40 hours a week." MMT

Today, I was working in a coffee shop when 2 gay men walked in holding hands. As you might expect, heads started turning. Then a young girl at the table next to me asked her mom why 2 men were holding hands. Her mom replied, "Because they love each other." MMT

Today, my father told me, "Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic." MMT

Today, I stuck my hand into my coat pocket and found a 5 dollar bill wrapped around a note. The note read, "You have just been reverse-pick-pocketed. Enjoy the 5 dollars, and know that it was forcibly received by your pocket. Take that, society!" MMT

Today, I was downtown when I saw a homeless man ask a businesswoman to pick up a candy wrapper that she had purposely dropped. Confused, the businesswoman asked, "Why do you care? Aren’t you homeless?" The man smiled and replied, "I'm not homeless. This beautiful world is my home." MMT

Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school and asked me to find her a website that would help her learn sign language. When I asked her why, she said, “There’s a new girl at school who only speaks sign language, and she doesn’t have anyone to talk to.” MMT

Today, for my 18th birthday dinner I asked to go to a specific Chinese restaurant downtown. My dad looked up the address and said, "Oh no, this place is in the gay part of town!" I just told him that the food is good, but I'm gay and my dad doesn't know it yet. But I intend to tell him tonight. MMT

Today I was at the mall with friend and I noticed that she kept on dropping quarters in random places. When I asked her why she was doing this she simply said, "I love seeing the reactions of people who find a quarter on the ground. They're always so happy." My friends kindness MMT.

Today, I was at the beach watching a little girl chase her father's remote controlled car around in circles. She kept jumping forward and falling on her knees in an effort to catch the car as it skidded by. She did this 31 times and failed. But on attempt #32, she caught the car. MMT

Today at 7AM, I pulled over on my way to work to help a lady change a flat tire. At 4PM, she saved my life when she randomly saw me downtown and yanked me backwards out of a crosswalk as a car ran the red light. MMT

Today, just as I was about to pull the trigger, my baby sister called me in a panic to tell me that she was involved in a bad car accident and needed my help. She saved my life and she doesn’t even know it. MMT

Today, in Ocean Beach (a hippie beach town in San Diego), my car broke down in the middle of the road. Two homeless beach bums helped me push my car to the side of the road. Then, after telling them that I forgot my cell phone, one of them gave me some change so I could use a pay phone to call my husband. MMT

Today, when I shouted, "That's impossible! You can't do that!" he shouted back, "Watch me!" MMT

Today, I was at the airport waiting for my sister when I noticed a young, white couple waiting and looking very nervous and worried. Then a well dressed woman walked past security and toward them holding an Asian baby. Both of their faces lit up instantly. And the husband said, “That’s our new baby girl!” MMT

Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, “Why?” She replied, “So you can help me save the planet.” I chuckled again and asked, “And why do you want to save the planet?” “Because that’s where I keep all my stuff,” she said. MMT

Today, I was in my car approaching an intersection where a white Ford F-350 was blocking both lanes at a flashing yellow light. Just as I was about to honk and scream obscenities out the window, I realized the truck was purposely blocking traffic so an elderly man could safely cross the street. MMT

Today, I attended the grand opening for Shane's art gallery. Shane is a quirky, soft-spoken guy with long red hair. For the last 5 years I've thought he was a bit of a weirdo. But today I realized Shane's weirdness is just the side-effect of being an artistic genius. MMT

Today in NYC, I saw a guy grab a cell phone from a table outside a restaurant and start running. I thought, "Wow he just stole that!" I continued watching him run and it turned out he was returning the phone to a girl who had forgotten it at the table. MMT